The Marketing Intelligence Operating System
Your ad platforms lie.
ReportStorm reconciles the contradictions between Google Ads, Meta, Microsoft Ads, GA4, and your landing pages. An AI trained to the $4M CMO standard writes the diagnosis, quantifies the dollar waste, and prescribes the exact fix. Delivered as a premium intelligence report in under 8 minutes.
Built and battle-tested on Vegas Home Buyers — A+ BBB, 500+ homes purchased, 15 years of paid media operation.
The Dashboard Era Is Over
Every dashboard you've used
has lied to you.
Not because the engineers are dishonest. Because every ad platform reports the metrics that make itself look good. The truth lives in the gap between platforms. That gap is where your money disappears every single day.
Google over-attributes by 23%.
Google Ads claims credit for conversions GA4 attributes to organic search. Average over-claim across our audits: 23%. You pay for clicks that would have come for free anyway.
Meta inflates with 7-day view-through.
While every other platform uses 1-day attribution. Meta claims wins that belong to your other channels. The math is structural — not a bug, a business model.
Your dashboard surfaces nothing actionable.
It shows you CTR is 7%. It doesn't tell you that 7% is wasted because your ad groups aren't structured by intent tier. Diagnosis is missing. So is the prescription.
A dashboard is a thermometer.
We are the doctor.
This is what intelligence
looks like.
Generic Dashboard
CTR: 7.2%
Performance Summary
Click-through rate: 7.2%
Cost per click: $41.40
Conversions: 1
Numbers without meaning.
ReportStorm Intelligence
Diagnosis: Ad Group Restructure Required
7.2% CTR · 1.4× INDUSTRY
Your CTR of 7.2% is 1.4× the home services benchmark of 5.1%. Strong creative signal. But your $41.54 CPC is 1.7× the industry average of $24 — eating your advantage.
DIAGNOSIS:Ad groups are not structured by intent tier. High-intent 'cash for house' clicks compete in the same auction as low-intent 'home value' clicks. Quality Score is averaged down across mismatched audiences.
FIX: Split into 3 intent tiers (transactional / commercial / informational). Add 47 negative keywords. Restructure projected to save $400/mo. Implementation: 30 minutes.
CONFIDENCE: 94% · RARS TRUST SCORE: 87/100 · ETA TO IMPACT: 14 days
This is one section of one page of a 47-page intelligence report.
Client Zero
We run ReportStorm on our
own business first.
Vegas Home Buyers is a 15-year-old cash home buying company. A+ BBB rated. 500+ homes purchased. We run paid media across Google, Meta, TikTok, Microsoft, and YouTube every day. Every flaw ReportStorm finds in our funnel becomes a public case study. The product fixes our business in real time — and the same intelligence sells your subscription.
$0
Monthly spend analyzed in latest audit
$0
Monthly waste identified — mobile burning at zero conversion
0.0%
Form abandonment rate caught — 144 starts, 1 completion
0/100
RARS trust score — too broken to scale, fix data layer first
Specifically: mobile is 62% of spend ($952/mo) at zero conversions. Desktop is 38% ($588/mo) generating every lead. PageSpeed mobile: 45/100. Largest Contentful Paint: 13.9 seconds. Form is functionally broken. One platform change cuts $714/mo. Four sequenced fixes quadruple lead volume. We found it. We're documenting the fix. The teardown ships publicly.
The Pipeline
Six layers of truth.
One intelligence report.
Most tools stop at collecting data. We start there. Every layer below adds rigor the layer above cannot provide.
COLLECT
13 collectors. Lifecycle-complete.
Every campaign, ad group, keyword, ad, audience, conversion action, and asset across Google Ads, Meta, Microsoft Ads, GA4, Clarity, and PageSpeed. Not just active entities — every status, every history, every change.
13 collector classes · 5 trust tiers · zero inference at collection
RECONCILE
Truth from contradiction.
When Google says 14 conversions and GA4 says 9, we don't pick a side. We find the gap. Attribution window. View-through. Cross-device. Channel overlap. The gap is where your money disappears.
OBSERVED → RECONCILED → INFERRED → BENCHMARK → BLOCKED
DIAGNOSE
Six diagnostic engines.
Spend efficiency. Tracking trust (RARS). Conversion path. Audience quality. Creative fatigue. Landing page integrity. Each engine runs against reconciled data and produces verdicts with confidence scores.
RARS · Form Forensics · Intent Classification · Asset Waterfall · PageSpeed · Cross-Channel Reconciliation
INTELLIGENCE
Trained to the $4M CMO standard.
Our model operates with the discipline of a Chief Marketing Officer paid four million dollars a year. Context first. Dollars always. Action always specific. Risk of inaction always quantified. Three moves ahead. Never 'consider.' Never 'potentially.'
Claude Opus reasoning · evidence anchors required · ELITE OR BLOCKED output gate
RENDER
Alien tech, delivered as PDF.
A dark-mode intelligence report that reads like a McKinsey deliverable. A live dashboard for ongoing monitoring. An API for embedding intelligence into your own systems.
19-section markdown pipeline · WeasyPrint engine · glow-rendered KPI typography
DELIVER
8 minutes. Inbox. Done.
From OAuth connection to PDF in your inbox in under 8 minutes. Weekly cadence or on-demand. Every report timestamped, versioned, and shareable for client delivery.
average pipeline runtime: 6m 42s · SLA target: <10 min
Alien Tech Capabilities
What separates intelligence
from reporting.
Cross-Platform Reconciliation
Google claims one number. Meta claims another. GA4 disagrees with both. We map every contradiction and tell you which platform is closest to truth — for your specific funnel.
RARS Trust Scoring
Before we recommend a spend change, we score your tracking infrastructure. If RARS is below 75, we fix the data layer first. No trust, no recommendations. Discipline gates the system.
Form Abandonment Forensics
Microsoft Clarity tells you 144 sessions started your form. 1 finished. We tell you which field killed the other 143 — and how to fix it without an A/B test.
Intent-Classified Search Term Waste
Every search term gets classified by commercial intent. We surface the low-intent terms consuming your budget and write the negative keyword list. Done — not 'recommended.'
$4M CMO AI Analysis
Most AI writes summaries. Ours writes diagnoses. Context. Dollars. Action. Risk of inaction. Three moves ahead. Trained on the discipline of a $4M Chief Marketing Officer.
Closed-Loop CRM Attribution
Spend → Click → Lead → Close → Revenue. We connect your paid media spend to actual closed deals in your CRM. Cost per deal, not cost per click. The only metric that matters.
Launch Offer · Limited to 25 Seats
Founder 25.
The first 25 operators get Growth tier locked at $1,497/month for life. After 25, the price moves to $1,997. We do this once. The discount is permanent. The window is not.
Growth Tier · Locked for Life
$1,497/mo
$1,997/mo standard pricing
Daily monitoring · Closed-loop CRM attribution · Multi-channel
Plus: $2,500 onboarding waived for first 25
24 seats remaining
Free audit first. No credit card to start. If we don't find $1,000/mo in identifiable waste, you don't pay for the audit.
From the Founder
“I built this because my own ad spend was being eaten alive, and no tool on the market could tell me where.”
I run a Las Vegas real estate investment company. We spend on Google, Meta, TikTok, Microsoft, and YouTube every day. Every dashboard I bought showed me beautiful charts. None told me why mobile was burning $714 a month at zero conversion. None caught that my form was abandoning at 99.3%. None connected my ad spend to my closed deals.
So I built the tool I needed. Then I realized every operator running paid media needed it. ReportStorm is the result.
We are building this for a $4 billion exit. Boats are burned. The dashboard era is over. The intelligence era starts here.
— Cam Dalrymple, Founder & CEO
Stop reading dashboards.
Start receiving intelligence.
Your first audit runs in 8 minutes.
The diagnosis lasts a quarter.
No credit card required. Free audit included. Founder 25 pricing available until all 25 seats fill.